boyswanna-be-her:

my life is a mix of 50% wondering if it’s too late to drink coffee and 50% wondering if it’s too early to drink alcohol. 

(via fluoxetine-kisses)

kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

(via bigbagoflittledonuts)

No, fuck you. I was worth it.
- and I’m still worth it // R.R.  (via dylinquent)

(via peterthewebslingerparker)

Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

(Source: tracey-hummel, via foodlovingbeauty)

didgeridood:

after watching anaconda

me to all my friends: YOU CAN DO IT. YOU MAKE YOUR OWN LIFE. LET'S DO THIS TOGETHER. COME ON!!!
me to myself: you fucking piece of shit you will amount to nothing nothing is worth it your feelings are irrational go sleep for 22 hours

therealjaydea:

I’m happy Summer is coming to an end. Soon I’ll be able to wear all black and not burn the fuck up.

(via ashleyswagner)

christabellamotte:

remove toxic people from your life unapologetically and without explanation. free yourself. do it now. don’t worry about the consequences just do it. go.

(via peterthewebslingerparker)

sexbangs:

august 31st, 11:59pm

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september 1st, 12:00am

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(via somethingaboutablonde)


me: *owns 264 unread books*
me: *buys 17 new books*
me: *rereads harry potter*

dutchster:

i have such a busy schedule. i may have to cut out “studying” to make room for “crying over tv shows” and “4 hour nap”

(via iseeyouvefoundmytumblr)